I don’t know about you guys, but I’m getting too old for skimboarding. It’s not that I think it’s only for lighties, I just can’t handle the full frontal body slams when I miss-time the launch. Or worse, falling backwards and klapping my head on the sand. I feel like that about a lot of stuff right now. I can’t remember the last time I took on a hill in a Checkers trolly. And when last did I take my bike over some sweet jumps? Not in a decade. The last time I rode my bike I was on the Karoo flats in a dress eating handfuls of mushrooms. I leave that sort of stuff to the pros now. Like Anais Zanotti, a stunt woman slash model by profession.