I’d never considered owning a hydrofoil before, they just seem pretty naf. I get enough shit for digging kneeboarding, which I stand by seeing as I never grew up around boats and wakeboards and all that. I dig them because they’re easy. No wasted time or repeated water enemas. Anyway, now that I’m up in Joburg, I find myself considering all sorts of watercraft and the recreational equipment that goes with them. After watching the below edit, I’m now considering a hydrofoil. I would first like to know the broken pelvice stats for those that don’t stick their landings.