According to People Magazine, Chris Hemsworth is the sexiest man alive. That’s quite a title, sexiest man alive on this planet right now. It doesn’t really matter what else you’ve achieved. I mean, you could have a masters in quantum physics, and a doctorate in political science, but when people ask what you do, you’re always going to go with ‘Well, currently, I’m the best looking male on earth’, before reaching into your back pocket to retrieve the People Magazine article cutout. Girls, this one’s for you.