After Michael Phelps’ girlfriend came out as a man earlier this week, I thought some of you may be a little worried that the same thing could happen to you. It’s not that I have anything against trans anyone, it’s just that I think finding out that you’ve actually been sleeping with a man via Facebook, is a little rough. Contrary to what Michael may say, it’s actually quite easy to tell. There are no tricks or tests. If the woman you’re with looks anything like this, they’re actually a man. How Phelps was surprised by this, is the real surprise.