I saw one of those fucking annoying ‘Is this the most technical run’ link bait posts about a downhill mountain bike course, and I can only assume it is this one. Obviously I didn’t klick it, just like I didn’t click all of the other posts, even thought I was guaranteed to ‘not believe what happened next’. Seriously, fuck you. Anyway, none of that matters, because I’m pretty sure this is the toughest mountain bike course used for official competitions – which to Red Bull means sticking a flag in the ground and letting people fall down a mountain one at a time and then rewarding the guy who doesn’t die. Which is why I love them. And because Red Bull and Vodka gets me a special kind of drunk.