Anais Zanotti in a Bikini

Anais Zanotti in a Bikini

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m getting too old for skimboarding. It’s not that I think it’s only for lighties, I just can’t handle the full frontal body slams when I miss-time the launch. Or worse, falling backwards and klapping my head on the sand. I feel like that about a lot of stuff right now. I can’t remember the last time I took on a hill in a Checkers trolly. And when last did I take my bike over some sweet jumps? Not in a decade. The last time I rode my bike I was on the Karoo flats in a dress eating handfuls of mushrooms. I leave that sort of stuff to the pros now. Like Anais Zanotti, a stunt woman slash model by profession.
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WILLY TINGLER: Jeff Herbertson Downhill POV at the Red Bull Rampage 2014

WILLY TINGLER: Jeff Herbertson Downhill POV at the Red Bull Rampage 2014

I saw one of those fucking annoying ‘Is this the most technical run’ link bait posts about a downhill mountain bike course, and I can only assume it is this one. Obviously I didn’t klick it, just like I didn’t click all of the other posts, even thought I was guaranteed to ‘not believe what happened next’. Seriously, fuck you. Anyway, none of that matters, because I’m pretty sure this is the toughest mountain bike course used for official competitions – which to Red Bull means sticking a flag in the ground and letting people fall down a mountain one at a time and then rewarding the guy who doesn’t die. Which is why I love them. And because Red Bull and Vodka gets me a special kind of drunk.
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Kelly Brook in a Bikini

Kelly Brook in a Bikini

Kelly knows what’s up. For the greater part of the year she stays out of the public eye, popping up every now and then in a new New Look shoot, and at least once a year in a GQ feature. Then as the year draws to an end, she and her giant boyfriend do a quick beach tour, presumably in promotion of Kelly’s forthcoming calendar – something to look forward to every year. Does she get shit for not picking bulimia as a dessert option? Do the press hound her at every stop? No, because Kelly just get’s on with her shit. No Twitter wars, no celeb scandals, and no bullshit. And that’s why no one gives her grief for being a little curvier than the rest. That and the fact that her boyfriend could literally rip your arms off.
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Hackers Release New Nudes of Jennifer Lawrence and Kim Kardashian, Along With Several Other Celebs

Hackers Release New Nudes of Jennifer Lawrence and Kim Kardashian, Along With Several Other Celebs

Batten down the hatches, stock up on canned goods, fuel up the generator, and turn off Twitter and Facebook, because another batch of stolen celebrity nudes have been released, this time including; Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, Emily Ratajkowski, Kate Bosworth, Hayden Panettiere, more Jennifer Lawrence, Vanessa Hudgens, Kaley Cuoco, Avril Lavigne, Lake Bell, two former Disney star sisters, Mary-Kate Olsen, and a bunch more whose names I don’t recognise, which means social platforms are about to get ugly. The last leak and the resultant war that broke out was summed up perfectly by a tweet that went something like this, ‘The thing about online is, if you don’t explicitly state that you are against something, you must be for it’. I think we all learnt a bit of a lesson though, even 4Chan has changed it’s copywriter infringement policy – which addresses the legal issue, not the moral issue of posting stolen nudes, but let’s not kick that hornets nest – playing devils advocate can be fun, but not when it comes to stuff like this. In the mean time, you may want to pull all your naughty pics off the cloud. Full stories on Huffington Post, The Gawker, The Daily Beast, or TIME.

Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini

Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini

As with Charlize, I keep having to remind myself that Candice is South African. It’s a crazy thing, when one of our own makes it as big overseas as either Charlize or Candice. They aren’t just famous, especially not Candice. She is a goddamn supermodel. A Victoria’s Secret angel. That’s pretty much as high as you can go as a model – unless you’re Kate Moss, who has men hand delivering their gift wrapped souls to her on a daily basis. Candice is the cream of the crop. Top Drawer. Out of all of the women in the world trying to make a living from being good looking, our local girl Candice is doing better than all but a handful. She also seems quite nice. A lot nicer than say our cricketers. As far as my support for our countrymen goes, this is where I paint my face green and shout stuff while drunk. Behind my computer screen looking at pictures of Candice.
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