How to Tell if Your Girlfriend is a Man, a Lesson From Michael Phelps

How to Tell if Your Girlfriend is a Man, a Lesson From Michael Phelps

After Michael Phelps’ girlfriend came out as a man earlier this week, I thought some of you may be a little worried that the same thing could happen to you. It’s not that I have anything against trans anyone, it’s just that I think finding out that you’ve actually been sleeping with a man via Facebook, is a little rough. Contrary to what Michael may say, it’s actually quite easy to tell. There are no tricks or tests. If the woman you’re with looks anything like this, they’re actually a man. How Phelps was surprised by this, is the real surprise.
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Girls, Here’s Shirtless Chris Hemsworth, The Sexiest Man Alive

Girls, Here’s Shirtless Chris Hemsworth, The Sexiest Man Alive

According to People Magazine, Chris Hemsworth is the sexiest man alive. That’s quite a title, sexiest man alive on this planet right now. It doesn’t really matter what else you’ve achieved. I mean, you could have a masters in quantum physics, and a doctorate in political science, but when people ask what you do, you’re always going to go with ‘Well, currently, I’m the best looking male on earth’, before reaching into your back pocket to retrieve the People Magazine article cutout. Girls, this one’s for you.
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Christmas Is Coming: Hydrofoil

Christmas Is Coming: Hydrofoil

I’d never considered owning a hydrofoil before, they just seem pretty naf. I get enough shit for digging kneeboarding, which I stand by seeing as I never grew up around boats and wakeboards and all that. I dig them because they’re easy. No wasted time or repeated water enemas. Anyway, now that I’m up in Joburg, I find myself considering all sorts of watercraft and the recreational equipment that goes with them. After watching the below edit, I’m now considering a hydrofoil. I would first like to know the broken pelvice stats for those that don’t stick their landings.
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Kelly Brook Sexiest Woman of 2014

Kelly Brook Sexiest Woman of 2014

It may be a little too early to hand out this award, but I did a quick survey, and it’s unanimous here at the B&N offices, Kelly Brook is officially the sexiest woman of 2014. I could go on about the various reasons why, but we’d be here all day. It’s easier to open up the floor and ask for reasons as to why Kelly should not be awarded this title. Suggestions will be few, and answers delivered in the form of cock punches and throat jabs. Here’s a selection of shots from her 2015 calendar shoot.
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Kim Kardashian Goes Full Frontal For Paper Mag [NSFW]

Kim Kardashian Goes Full Frontal For Paper Mag [NSFW]

What is it about Kim Kardashian that has the world so fascinated? I mean, what does she actually do, like day to day, that has put ‘buying a small to medium sized African country’ on her Things I Can do With My Spare Change list? She’s worth a cool $65 million, and together with Kanye – around $155 million. There are people around the world that have invented cures for things like cancer that aren’t even close to that. Wikipedia says Kim first came to prominence after her ‘leaked’ sex tape in 2003, and I’ll be honest, I didn’t know who she was before that either. So was that it? I mean, if it wasn’t for that would Kim be doing as well as she is now? Because she basically just has to get up every morning and be Kim. In her bio ‘fashion designer and business women’ are listed, but I’m not so sure. Kim makes bank because she’s Kim, and for some reason the world wants her more than any other right now. You may hate her, but it’s pretty impressive when a three foot rack and a backside that defies science can not just eke out a living by posting selfies and selling baby pics, but actually rake in the millions.
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