What Would America Be Like If Britain Had Won The War Of Independence

What Would America Be Like If Britain Had Won The War Of Independence

I often (never) wonder what America would be like if they had lost the War of Independence to the British, which is why I enjoy the latest Newcastle Brown Ale campaign. It made me think about a country in a way I had never before. Look, as pointed out in the below ad, there would be a lot of benefits to America being more British. When you really think about it though, where would the world be without those Yanks. No In’N'Out burger. No, well, I can’t think of anything else right now, but In’N'Out is enough. Check the campaign website. Simple. Enjoyable.
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A Trained Hawk Has Been Patrolling The Wimbledon Airspace For 14 Years

A Trained Hawk Has Been Patrolling The Wimbledon Airspace For 14 Years

This is pretty rad. Presented by Stella Artois and the Perfectionists at Wimbledon, Rufus the Hawk takes us through one of his typical days as a member of the Wimbledon security team. It’s also an actual real story. Obviously that’s not Rufus talking. Hawks don’t have vocal cords. Just knives for toes and blades for lips, perfect for executing a mid-air death strike, just twenty feet above the heads of a Pimm’s drinking, strawberry and cream eating crowd.
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Bruce Willis and John Cusack Commit Suicide in ‘The Prince’

Bruce Willis and John Cusack Commit Suicide in ‘The Prince’

You may remember Jason Patric from such cinematic greats as absolutely nothing. He’s the hero in the latest adaptation of taken, and he’s taking the careers of Bruce Willis and John Cusack down with him. Ok, maybe that was a bit of an exaggeration. Bruce and John, despite a few questionable career choices of late, are golden to me. They’ll need to do a lot more of these for me to dislike them. Still, this kind of thing doesn’t make it any easier to defend them.
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Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Finally Said It, Football Is Shit

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Finally Said It, Football Is Shit

Someone finally said it, and I’m glad it was Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, one of my favourite people in the world. Why, because he says what everyone is thinking. Or at least what I’m thinking, which is all that matters to me really. In the below clip Triumph talks to various fans around the world (New York) about soccer, and how fucking boring it really is. Man, I love this dude.
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