Here’s a Cat With a Laser Pointer Strapped to it’s Head

Here’s a Cat With a Laser Pointer Strapped to it’s Head

As we continue to explore the issues of morality this week, I give you one of the most stunning examples of why it’s the best to be a human. We’re probably the smartest animals on this planet, which means we get to do whatever we want to the other animals, because they are dumb and delicious, and they don’t have any form of organised union or voice or Twitter attack force. Ok, we don’t really get to do what we want to all of them, not this side of the Indian Ocean, but we can still strap a laser to a cats head, film it confused as all hell, then post it to the internet for a million people to watch. Forget about the equal consideration of interests, we need something to laugh at between live executions.
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GoPro Release Fetch – a GoPro Mount For Your Dog

GoPro Release Fetch – a GoPro Mount For Your Dog

First off, I feel this product should come with some kind of a clause. Like, you can’t use it on shit dogs like poodles. In much the same way you wouldn’t strap a GoPro to the forehead of anyone in the accounts department, the internet doesn’t need POV footage of something yapping away at your front door. This is strictly for rad dogs, that do rad shit. The harness looks great, and I’m quite tempted to get one. It would address the terrible stability issues I dealt with in my first attempt at a dogs POV a few years back.
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True Facts About Marsupials

True Facts About Marsupials

ZeFrank has been a favourite of mine for a while. The writing has gotten a bit weak of late, with the narrator breaking to ‘speak to the editor’, etc – I fucking hate that sort of thing. I barely cope when Kevin Spacey breaks the fourth wall in House Of Cards, and that’s an incredible series, so you can imagine how annoying I find this. That said, after a bit of a break, ZeFrank is back with a solid True Facts video, packed with some great descriptions and bizarre facts. The koala bit at the end is wonderful. Also, excuse me, how ridiculous are those things. I want to see a bong-off between koalas and sloths – the animal kingdoms biggest stoners.
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When Dogs Fly: World’s First Wingsuit BASE Jumping Dog

When Dogs Fly: World’s First Wingsuit BASE Jumping Dog

When I watch stuff like Idols (we’ve all had a girlfriend, mostly), or the below clip, I’m often left wondering where the subjects best friends are. Where is the one person who should, and would have told them, ‘NO’? While this is cool in a dogs-are-way-better-than-cats kinda way, I can’t help thinking that the dude, especially after listening to his bizarre narration on the fact that he and his dog have a stronger connection now because they could both die together, is being incredibly thoughtless. Maybe his dog doesn’t want that kind of a connection. Maybe he cannot communicate that he is actually incredibly scared of jumping off a cliff because he has no fucking idea what a parachute is. Dogs don’t need science, dude, they have instinct. And while you are having the time of his life, your dogs instinct is probably screaming ‘YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!’.
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Bunny Eats Raspberries, Proves Bunnies Are Pure Evil

Bunny Eats Raspberries, Proves Bunnies Are Pure Evil

For years now I have carried a dark truth. A truth very few know. A dangerous truth. I’ve been waiting for the right time to burden you with this secret, because believe me, it is a burden. The best truth is a sharp truth (actually, I’m not sure what that means, I made it up so that I could just launch straight into this). Bunny rabbits are pure evil. For centuries they’ve worked their way into our homes, and into our hearts. With their long ears, soft fur, and adorable little noses. Look at this bunnies eyes though, as it savages those defenseless raspberries. Lifeless. Cold. Calculating. The uploader of the Youtube clip was found dead shortly after uploading this video, his eyes ripped out by rodent incisors and replaced with raspberries. An ironic parting message from the yet to be found bunny.
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Ultimate Dogs Wearing Shoes Compilation

Ultimate Dogs Wearing Shoes Compilation

This is perfect for a Monday after a long weekend. I don’t know about you, but my brain is pretty dead. There have been far too many public holidays and short weeks this month. Look, it’s fun and all, but productivity is at an all-time low, and I’ve just returned from an insane few days in the desert for Afrikaburn, so this montage of dogs with shoes on is about all I can handle right now.
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