Things To Do If You Have Fuck-You Money: A Look Inside The Gumball 3000 2014 Rally with Betsafe

Things To Do If You Have Fuck-You Money: A Look Inside The Gumball 3000 2014 Rally with Betsafe

There are a few things I’d like to do if I suddenly came into real fuck-you money. Firstly, I’d fly directly to LA, swing past a green chemist, then go to In’N'Out burger. Then I’d call up Xzibit and join his Gumball 3000 team. Because can you imagine anything better than driving million dollar cars as fast as you can across the world with other ridiculously wealthy people who don’t give a shit about anything else either. I can’t. I mean, other than living on a secluded beach on a small island somewhere in the South China Sea for a while. There would be time for that after the madness though.
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The Koreans Have Invented A Robot To Take Your Place

The Koreans Have Invented A Robot To Take Your Place

I feel like the Koreans have missed a beat here. They haven’t quite chosen the best use for this kind of robot. If I could chose any life situation in which a robot could replace me, supporting a team well on its way to securing the title of worst ever would not be it. I can not entertain the idea of wasting a fill-in robot at a Stormers game, or any game for that matter. Not when there are so many life situations I constantly with myself out of. Think about the possibilities. Work meetings, those crap movies your partner wants to watch. Dinners with boring people. Awkward brand events. Wouldn’t it be so much easier to upload a picture of your face, plug in some hand gestures, and add a few voice notes like ‘yes, I totally agree’, and ‘please pass the salt’.
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You Don’t Know How To Have Fun Like These Guys

You Don’t Know How To Have Fun Like These Guys

You know sometimes when you and your friends have an amazing day, like at the driving range or something like that. You meet up, have a few beers, smash some balls, have a few competitions, maybe have a blunt in the parking lot, you know, a crazy Saturday out. Then you hit a bar and someone almost gets in a fight but nothing happens. Then in McDonalds at 3am you’re all laughing and shouting and recounting the day and saying how much fun you all have. Well, I didn’t want to be the one to tell you this, but you you actually have no idea how to have fun. These guys know how to have fun.
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A Drone’s Eye View of Fireworks

A Drone’s Eye View of Fireworks

Browsing the net after the 4th of July turns up a lot of firework action, like this drones eye view of the Independence Day celebrations. Those ‘Mericans love to blow stuff up. It makes me long for the days when fireworks were legal here, and celebrated. When kids used to burn their hands, step on explosives on the beach, and inflict minor damage to things like post boxes, snails, and toy soldiers.
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