Nash’s Ultimate Christmas Gift Guide

Nash’s Ultimate Christmas Gift Guide

Christmas doesn’t have to be the time of bad gifts and begrudging purchases. If you think a little harder about what you give, or ask for, you can reduce the shit gift fallout drastically. When it comes to Christmas, you can rely on a few gift themes. Things like toiletries, underwear, cheap electronics, something summer holiday themed, you know, the usual aunt stuff. The thing is, these are all things we need, we just don’t often get them quite right, which means that Axe shower set gets tossed into the re-gifting pile or taken to your next office Christmas party and handed off like herpes. So I’ve put a short list of the usual suspects together, mostly simple easy gifts, except this list isn’t kak.
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Christmas Wish List: Offensive Balloons

Christmas Wish List: Offensive Balloons

The descriptor on this website is what really gets me.

  •  Really undermine someone’s big day
  •  Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
  •  A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
  •  Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath

Now if only they had Christmas themed balloons. ‘You’ll be giving this gift to someone else next year’, ‘
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Tony Hawk Rides World’s First Real Hoverboard

Tony Hawk Rides World’s First Real Hoverboard

If we’re to believe Back To The Future 2 (why wouldn’t we), the hoverboard should be commercially available by Christmas next year. I’ve seen a few prototypes floating around (sorry), but none have come close to an actual working model like this one. Although this one doesn’t look like it’ll work on water, unless you’ve got POWER, Tony Hawk is skating on air, which is good enough for me.
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Christmas Is Coming: Hydrofoil

Christmas Is Coming: Hydrofoil

I’d never considered owning a hydrofoil before, they just seem pretty naf. I get enough shit for digging kneeboarding, which I stand by seeing as I never grew up around boats and wakeboards and all that. I dig them because they’re easy. No wasted time or repeated water enemas. Anyway, now that I’m up in Joburg, I find myself considering all sorts of watercraft and the recreational equipment that goes with them. After watching the below edit, I’m now considering a hydrofoil. I would first like to know the broken pelvice stats for those that don’t stick their landings.
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Christmas is Coming: The ER Voltron BMW R69S From ER Motorcycles

Christmas is Coming: The ER Voltron BMW R69S From ER Motorcycles

I know it’s only October, but I live my life according to Woolies, and they’ve had their Christmas decorations and festive season themed chocolate treats out for a while already. It’s time to start thinking about what to get your loved ones. I usually leave my shopping till the 24th, it makes things easier. There’s no time to muck about with indecision over Mothers gift. Point and shoot. Or swipe rather, because nothing says I love you like plunging into the red in order to give a bunch of gifts you think your family will dig but will probably regift after the appropriate waiting period. Get yourself one of these instead.
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Leaked Hands-On Footage of The iPhone 6

Leaked Hands-On Footage of The iPhone 6

After todays leaked nudes of several celebs including Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton, today will probably go down in the internet history books as a turning point in the net neutrality / freedom of speech argument. Or, you know, everyone will forget about them, as they have the countless other morally questionable things they’ve done or seen or shared online. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but let he who has never shown their bestie a naked pic of their girlfriend/boyfriend/lover cast the first digital rock. Anyway, sticking to todays theme of nonconsensual sharing, here’s a look at the new iPhone 6. Apple will be bleak that you’re looking at this, but you’re going to anyway.
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