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something for the girls. If you are feeling broody or are the single, Bridget Jones depressed type person because that bastard slept with your house mate, then you probably shouldn’t continue reading. Below you will only find what you are missing in your life. Happiness and perfection. Oh and the future leader of the free world. Last month Suri Cruise was named the most powerful baby. This according to Forbes, the dudes who rate absolutely everything. The next three spots were dominated by the Jolie-Pitt clan. Let’s have a look. 1 – Suri Cruise (obviously) 2 - Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt 3 - Zahara Jolie-Pitt 4 - Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt 5 - Sam Alexis Woods 6 - Cruz Beckham 7 - Matilda Rose Ledger 8 - David Banda 9 - Sean Preston Federline 10 - Sam Sheen Quite hectic. Those Jolie-Pitt kids don’t fuck around. One slip up from Suri and they’ll attack that kid. Though that’s probably unlikely, Suri slipping up that is. Besides, whilst Brad and Angie are hotter than Tom (psycho) and Kate, they don’t have the Scientologists behind them, those mutherfuckers are hardcore. Although Angie is hotter than Katie it’s not by much. Not by much at all. What’s more, when Katie and Suri combine their powers no mother-child duo can out do them, it’s simply spectacular. Let’s have a look.  Powerful stuff right there. An uncontrollable urge to get married and have children overtakes me when ever I see the two of them, it’s INSANE! Scary actually. I don’t even look at Katie as a chick I would dig to get naked with (weird). I see her as the perfect mother. You see! The Suri/Katie vibe screws with my mind! Anyway, let’s have a look at the most powerful and most adorable child in the world – Suri Cruise (and occasionally her hot mom). Girls, make sure you are firmly seated for this one, and please, please, don’t shriek uncontrollably. CLICK FOR THE FULL SURI CRUISE GALLERY Obviously the #1 choice. I think it’s quite fair to say that Suri will one day rule the world. Not as a president of a country or anything like that. She will literally OWN the world, in its entirety, maybe even the Moon. You mark my words, it’ll happen. You’ll see. You’ll seeee! |
