adding fuel to the “Luke is a fucknut” fire.

I do realise my choice of headline may have some sexual ambiguity attached to it, but I’m fine with that. I’m fine with Google searches for “Luke Watson” resulting in headlines alluding to Puke tossing off to images of his old man (Cheeky) giving the rugby bosses sloppy blowjobs under the goal posts. Especially after the latest instalment to the Puke Watson Saga. I may have missed an episode, but I’m pretty sure we are on Chapter 6.

All charges against Luke Watson have been dropped, due to technicalities. Technicalities that most likely involved very expensive lawyers and the dishing out of a few free blowjobs.

Obviously Luke was quite chuffed he got off, though he did say he new the charges would never stand. He had a bit more to say, not very well I might add. His father/lawyers really need to write easier “speeches” for him. He does seem battle with any word containing more than two syllables.

Have a listen.

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