no class, but nice ass.

Sorry, that was very poor.

My word, Pam is something else isn’t she? At 41 she’s doing just fine. Maybe a little rough around the edges and not the classiest bird in town, Pam has managed to maintain a rather impressive chassis.

Remember, we saw Pam naked the other day, when she surprised the Heff. I think you will agree with me when I say she has kept things tidy, although a bit fake.

Anyway, she rocked up at the Art Basel in Miami Beach, this past weekend, in nothing but a loose fitting off-shoulder shirt and a stripy pair of undies. Let’s have a look.

Yup, Pam is class, class, class, all the way….to the fucking trailer park.

Let’s not judge her on her questionable behavior. Instead, let’s take a leaf out of her book and make sure that all our bits are as well maintained at the age of 41 as Pam’s are.

 
Pam at 41 - Nothing wrong.

That means healthy eating and gym baby, lots of gym. Or sex, apparently it’s as good for weight loss.

Give it a go.

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you will enjoy this.

It's been a while since we have visited our Princess, Paris Hilton. Mainly because every time we did we had to put up with that absolute toss-fuck - Benji Madden. Well I have good news for you, though I am sure you have heard already, Paris and Benji have broken up.

Correct my friend. Paris Hilton is currently single, and she is not wasting any time. In an obvious effort to make it onto these "pages" again she has been dressing up rather nicely.

Firstly we have a pic of her at the opening of the Pussy Cat Dolls Room in the Viper Room. The famous club, come now darling.

Very nice.

Little out there for some perhaps. I prefer to think of it as a dual-purpose outfit. In public it's the sexy, attention grabbing, premier/opening number. By night it's the uniform of Mrs. Strawberry Fields, mistress and sex freak extraordinaire. But that's just me.

Then she changed it up a bit, still leaving plenty skin, for the MTV Awards.

Perfect.

That's how we like you baby.

Keep it up.

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angels in their lingerie.

morning darling, I have just secured hundreds of pictures from the most recent Victoria Secret fashion show. I’m not going to lie to you, they are phenomenal!

Out. Of. This. World!

Unfortunately, I am extremely busy at this very moment. So what I’m going to do is give you a little taste, a starter of sorts. The full gallery will be up later today, but in the mean time have a look at these.  

VERY naughty.

How’s that stomach? SICK! I am sure I don’t even need to comment on that back side. You could play coinage off of that bum.

Until later then.

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let these out last week.

It happened.

For real.

Just as we were discussing the MILFs of Constantia.

Coincidence?

I think not.

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