let’s have a look.

Our boy Heff has been doing a bit of spring cleaning lately, and if you haven’t heard, the three blondes, Holly, Kendra and the other one (I can never remember her name) have been given the boot.

There is absolutely no need to get into the ins and outs of the story. Quite frankly, it’s got nothing to do with us. I am sure he had his reasons.

What we can get into, are the replacements. Two have been confirmed, Kristina and Karissa Shannon. They are not just sisters, they are twins. In case you are battling to make sense of this, I’ll break it down for you. Kristina is the twin sister of Karissa. Hugh Heffner is banging them both.

Now I know the man has ticked off just about every fantasy ever dreamt up by warm blooded men the world over, but this just tops it off. Sex with hot twins, at the same time.

Though once you actually think about it, like I have - a lot, it is a bit weird. I mean, do they do things to each other? Can they do things to each other? Is that legal? Is it a bit sick? Would society judge me? What position would I try first and with which twin? The oldest one?

Lot’s of questions, not a lot of answers. Whilst I dwell on them I’ll give you a little something to think about…Kristina and Karissa Shannon:

(click for NSFW)

Put that in your sandwich and eat it!

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