Kate Upton In Vogue

Our favourite American, Kate Upton, has once again moved away from what we love her in best (a tiny bikini), and done a spread in Vogue. Not that we’re complaining about the change, she’s just as delicious, plus it gives you an idea of what it would be like taking Kate with you on the anual family Christmas holiday. As you can see she’d fit in quite easily, though your cousins and sister-in-laws would most likely hate her. Not openly of course, they’d drop comments and talk about her behind her back, making ridiculous statements like ‘well, let’s just see where those boobs are after her first child’. You’ll laugh of course, because you’ll have Kate on your arm, and you’ll be winning at life.

Bangers…
Out.