10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Man Lies About How Hard it Actually is to be a White Dude

10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Man Lies About How Hard it Actually is to be a White Dude

I watched the 10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman the other day, and my first thought was ‘I wish people noticed me when I walked in the streets’. The only people that ever speak to me are the people that want money from me, or help, or whatever it is they can’t get by walking into any job interview they want and nailing it because the director also has a penis and enjoys jokes about women playing golf. In the immortal words of Ben Folds, ‘Y’all don’t know what it’s like Being male, middle-class and white‘.

It’s boring as all hell man, and obviously super easy, other than having to hide the fact that I’m wildly racist. I never have to worry about things like work or making money, because I can always get a job in my dads business, and girls aren’t an issue because I’m unashamedly sexist and will sleep with anything. All I need to do is go to one of the clubs where the girls dress like I force them too – in high heels and such, and blow a bit of my trust fund money on shots.

So while the below video may give you the idea that being a white dude is easy because people just want to give you things and help you out all of the time, it doesn’t show what a hard time us white guys have trying pretend that we understand things like the struggle or gender discrimination, all the while attempting to hide the fact that we have it so easy and would all rather have our women cooking meals at home while we’re at work banging the secretary. I mean, can I get a fist bump if you know what I’m talking about bruh!

Sweet Deals

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