Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare is Just Around The Corner

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare is Just Around The Corner

Call of Duty may be my favourite franchise. It gives me everything I want – lots of weapons to kill baddies with. Just look at the above picture. You get to be inside that thing, in an almost completely non sexual way – operating it with a joy erection may be tricky. Look at the below picture. Duel-wielding machine guns, an enemy with a jetpack, and a helisomething, all in one frame – and that’s real game play. Basically, come November, if we’re not super tight, or you know, having sex, you’ll not be hearing from me.

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Pre-order the Day Zero Edition now and get up to 24 hours early access!
http://www.callofduty.com/advancedwar…

Sweet Deals

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