This is why I visit Uncrate daily, actually, several times per day. I especially love their curated posts, like this one, a list of essential zombie killing items. You’ve got your usual, stock standard items, but there are a couple of other interesting ones in there. I dig the addition of a bike, especially one like this that will allow you to get to that remote secret cabin in the woods.
Zombies would fear me if I had all of that. In fact, my neighbours would probably fear me, so much so that I’m sure I’d be investigated. There’s only so many trips one can do to the shops on a noisy bike, covered in kevlar, wielding a mace, before ones neighbour calls the authorities. If you’re willing to risk it though, here’s the breakdown.
Louisville Slugger ($29). M4 Carbine ($1799). Fiskars Splitting Axe ($39). Kimber 1911 ($1049). Handmade Explosive ($49). Tanaka 20″ Chainsaw ($650). Medival Flail/Mace ($33). Maxpedition Falcon II Pack ($127). Tekton 18″ Wrecking Bar ($12). WWI Trench Knife ($24). Wushu Monks Spade ($95). Sulfuric Acid ($275). TenPoint Carbon Crossbow ($2070). Homemade Gunpowder ($15). Apollo 125cc Dirt Bike ($899). Gunstock War Club ($28). Truckers Friend Tool ($49). Zombie Survival Guide ($10). 8lb Unbreakable Sledge Hammer ($76). Saiga 12 Tactical Series ($1500). Japanese Katana Sword ($825).
Find your South African equivalents.