About two minutes into the vomit fest that is the promo edit for the new season of Clifton Shores, I couldn’t help but wonder what the fuck has happened to Africa. When did it become so safe. The promo shows these girls doing just about everything that can kill you in South Africa. From riding elephants, to game drives, to abseiling, to waking up and walking down the street. How in Darwin’s name did none of them die while here? Seriously, I’m surprised one of them hasn’t killed themselves while brushing their newly bleached teeth. Surely one of them got out to touch a lion, or fell off Table Mountain while taking a selfie. Perhaps they have backups waiting in the cheaper hotel rooms, for one of the leads to choke on her gum so they can get their fifteen minutes. Harden up Africa. Also, fuck you Quinton for bringing this crap to our shores. There are perfectly good, and far better looking, struggling models all over Cape Town.
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