Someone get me a bottle of cane and a 2 liter Creme Soda immediately, I’m in urgent need of a hangover. According to a billboard I saw earlier on the M1, and this Facebook post by KFC, the Double Crunch is back on the menu in South Africa – as of today. I can’t find anything on their website, or any other updates on their Facebook page, but it’s safe to assume your next hangover is covered. No need to go for the no-bacon-extra-queue Burger King bad copy, or the extra-sauce-cause-this-is-dry-as-shit McDonald’s. The defining meal of our student lives is back. Be still my oily batter pumping heart.
I’m not sure what sort of game KFC are trying to play here, because usually anything they do is accompanied by some shitty press release, and I’ve heard nothing about this – the greatest fast food update since the original addition of the Double Crunch, but I’ll keep my eyes open and let you know something when I do.
In the mean time, the first person to email me a hungover photo of themselves eating a Double Crunch will win themselves tickets to the very next event I give tickets away to, as well as go up on B&N as proof of the return of the Double Crunch. Maybe KFC will give you something, who knows. Send pics to email@example.com
And to KFC, stop stuffing around. I don’t think you realise how huge this is.