The KFC Double Crunch Arrives Back in South Africa Today

The KFC Double Crunch Arrives Back in South Africa Today

Someone get me a bottle of cane and a 2 liter Creme Soda immediately, I’m in urgent need of a hangover. According to a billboard I saw earlier on the M1, and this Facebook post by KFC, the Double Crunch is back on the menu in South Africa – as of today. I can’t find anything on their website, or any other updates on their Facebook page, but it’s safe to assume your next hangover is covered. No need to go for the no-bacon-extra-queue Burger King bad copy, or the extra-sauce-cause-this-is-dry-as-shit McDonald’s. The defining meal of our student lives is back. Be still my oily batter pumping heart.

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I’m not sure what sort of game KFC are trying to play here, because usually anything they do is accompanied by some shitty press release, and I’ve heard nothing about this – the greatest fast food update since the original addition of the Double Crunch, but I’ll keep my eyes open and let you know something when I do.

In the mean time, the first person to email me a hungover photo of themselves eating a Double Crunch will win themselves tickets to the very next event I give tickets away to, as well as go up on B&N as proof of the return of the Double Crunch. Maybe KFC will give you something, who knows. Send pics to

And to KFC, stop stuffing around. I don’t think you realise how huge this is.

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