This series is by far one of my best. Fortunately it pokes fun at old Jewish ladies, which are currently on the internets green list of things you can make fun of without later having to question your entire life. I recorded a three minute conversation while in the girls toilet queue at Suburban State two weeks ago. There were three (or maybe a million) young girls behind me, each spewing out roughly three thousand words a second, though ‘like’ accounted for a third of that word count. Anyway, I was drunk when I recorded it, thinking I’d do something like this with it, but when I played it back it was just a blur. My sober ears couldn’t actually decipher a thing. Which got me thinking about the stuff people say to me when I’m fucked up. Or worse, my replies to stuff they’re probably not even saying. Maybe I am actually the drunk white girl.