My Worst Valentine’s Day, Ever

My Worst Valentine’s Day, Ever

Let me tell you about the worst Valentine’s ever. Well, my worst Valentine’s, I know a couple of people have had far worse, namely those that have been in a relationship longer than two years, because everyone knows, after the first one they’re all rather frightening. If you prepared you’ll have arranged something the day before. Well done. Generally though, Valentine’s Day is all about last minute bookings – you’ll settle for a quaint but rather shit restaurant with some nostalgic value, mad missions for roses – you’ll only manage to scrape up some tired dregs from crappy strip malls in areas old people retire in, and you’ll probably end up fighting in the car on the way home. I mean, generally speaking. But this is not about those kinds of Valentine’s Days. The better ones. This is about my Standard 4 Valentine’s Day.
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This is How You do a Bachelors

This is How You do a Bachelors

This is right up there with the best bachelors I’ve ever seen. The bachelor, Dana, yes that’s apparently a guys name in ‘Merica, loved making home movies as a kid. Re-enacting is favourite action movies or making his own. His favourite was Rambo, so for his bachelors his friends made him Rambo for a day, reenacting the movies. Their attention to detail is great, and their creative license used well- instead of the infamous drifter spray down they stick him in a spray tan booth. It’s long, but well worth the watch.
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Sweet Deals

White People On The Road

White People On The Road

I hear them every morning and every evening. Feet thumping on the road, bike gears grinding. Jarred rhythmical conversation, words squeezed out between breaths. I hear them approaching from a distance, their conversation booming as they pass, “ya, ya, I know. AND Johno, what ABOUT JOHNO. YA DEFINITELY. YA, YA. AND TIM? YA, EXACTLY! YA, Ya, ya…”. White people doing road sports. They’re the fucking worst.
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Sweet Deals

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