Get Nash Thrown Out Of The 2010 SA Blog Awards
Morning lovers, I trust last night was as good for you as it was for me – I just love it when you do that thing with your hips. Anyway, it’s that time of the year again, the time when the bloggers of South Africa lose their fucking minds in an attempt to be number one. This year I’ll be doing things a little differently.
Kiefer knows how to exit a party
More after the jump.
I think we all know that winning an award in an event as corrupt and one sided as the SA Blog Awards without resorting to Agliotti-esque mafia style intimidation and the murder of at least one prized stallion is near impossible. And I’m ok with this. Look winning is rad, but I’m in this for the free shit, booze and groupies.
So this year I’m aiming for number 2. Second place. The winner of the runner uppers. The one who takes silver. The dude who’s better than third. Why? Because I don’t have to worry about anything except getting hammered at the awards. And let’s be honest, coming second isn’t all that bad, in fact it’s my bedroom mantra.
I do need your help to do this though, we’ll the first bit, it’s always going to come down to the judges at the end…and we can’t really trust them can we? But if you vote, and get your friends friends to vote and so on, and I do grab a 2nd spot I’ll get thrown out of the awards in any way you wish.
That’s right. I’ll get thrown out of the SA Blog Awards for doing something YOU suggest. All you have to do is suggest it. I’ll get all the suggestions together and put up a poll on this very page. The winning way wins and I’ll endeavour to get thrown out in that fashion, BUT only if I get a 2nd place.
So there are two parts to this. Firstly you need to nominate me, which you can do through the widget thing below (the categories this year are shit, but I’ve chosen what I thought worked best – where is original writing?)
Then you need to tell me how you would like me to get kicked out of the 2010 SA Blog Awards, you can do this by leaving a comment in the…that’s right, comment section below.
I’ll be putting a list up of my favourite bloggers who really deserve to win in their specific categories soon.
Let’s do this thing!
Nash…
OUT!
Geoffrey Chisnall
this so deserves 2nd and a case of beer!
trollface
SON, I AM EXCITE
shoop
I voted. As for my suggestion to get kicked out the blog awards, why don’t you blog about what fail they are? Say stuff like, they are corrupt and one sided. Sure way to piss them off.
Ruark
My suggestion is wearing this costume http://www.stagecraftinc.com/Images/TheManInTheCage.jpg and providing commentary on the proceedings via a loud hailer
Cape Town's Favourite Son
When they announce the winner of the category you are in, get on stage and begin your acceptance speech.
Do it. Do it.
Ruark
thats brilliant
Moooooo
I recon you get on stage, remain silent for an uncomfortably long time and then either burp/fart the acceptance speech. Boom!
Tommy
Pull a Cartman and shit on stage. That would be hysterical.
Geoffrey Chisnall
get on the stage and demand more beer
Kate
Bring along two strippers as your dates and after about 3 bottles of Moet get one of them to pee on the table.
Kev
Do what Kanye West did. Grab the mic and interrupt the winner and start talking about yourself in the 3rd person as to how B&N should’ve won that particular award…
trollface
I am in love with these suggestions.
Ross
What about running up onto the stage, stealing the mic and breaking out a full on karaoke rickroll? obviously bribes will need to be paid to the sound guys (im sure beer and weed will suffice)
Stoner
Rickroll! it’s a classic.
Lauren
Run around streaking with a bucket of KFC ala Farrel!
Simon
Get up on stage, rotate, drop your trousers and do your acceptance speech via your ass. Extra points for style if you learn ventriloquism for this.
Franstatsties
Rock up with an exotic animal, like a Tiger. Or on a elephant. They use these animals for TV shoots, so I’m sure you can convince a wrangler to borrow you a little something.
Marc
Go in, steal the show and then tell Seth to stop doing the same shit all the time.
courtnay
take a vuvuzela and blow it whenever someone tries to announce the winners, and when it comes to your category blow it extra hard, be convinced its you who won and run up on stage, accept the award and do a party boy strip!!!