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WIN 2 x Double Tickets To Bloc Party With PUMA
Joburg people listen up, this is obviously your day on B&N. First the Craft Beer tickets, now 2 x doubles for the Bloc Party show PLUS the pre party at the PUMA Social Club – which will also be it’s first night. It’s just up the road from the show and will be the perfect venue for a few pre-drinks. You know, something to get you in the mood.
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To claim a double set of Bloc Party tickets, and entrance into the PUMA Social Clubs pre-party, all you have to do is drop a comment below telling me what sort of after-hours athlete you are. What’s your favourite after-hours sport?
You have until midday tomorrow.
Nash…
Out.
After hours sports can be a series of things. Notably the Hundred dash the the loo after take part in the gruel Beer lifting competitions…. those are always a tough…. lot of lifting.The tough endurance club and pub marathons always work up a serious sweat too. Then the classic but favorable Late night snack competitions …The Burger throw and chip toss or pizza discus into the mouth. But If I had to choose the late late …possible early morning Mattress Wrestling and bedroom gymnastics is always a GOLD taker
Other
Beer pong!
The Early Exiter… Usually after too much tequila -any corner will do!
It’s gotta be my magnificent moonwalk after a few jose cuervos.
Bush Diving!!!
Gotta be drunken karaoke
It ranges from having a truly South-African “Tjoppietition” (Lamb chop braaing competition), to Union building fountain swimming, which normally ends off with a 100m dash away from the “government blue shirt brigade”. They luckily generally only last 50m. But the most common and well attended one is our once monthly pub runs. This consists of up to 50 mates doing a 5km run which stops at about 5 pubs for a drink. This happens in the Greenside area as there are many pubs and admirers. The next one will be a night pub run in the city. It will be in the Braamfontein area. C’mon chaps, let’s keep up the spirit of the afterhours athlete.
Beer Pong and Flippy Cup… *Flip, Flip, Flip-adelphia*
I enjoy the odd full-moon beach human-pyramid erection coupled with the celebration of fireworks! Lots of fireworks.
Type of after hours athlete: Olympic
Favorite after hours sport: “What the f#*k went down last night?”
Followed by: A massive session of LC (losers complex)
Here’s my routine: 1. Peak performance requires lubrication, mostly of the throat, using “bread” consumed while it’s in a foamy, golden, liquid state. I consume lots of this blessed nectar while laughing and engaging with other late night athletes about the camaraderie of our sport… 2. Once I’m thoroughly lubricated, small and roughly elliptical movements magically start appearing: Starting in the neck area, then into the torso and arms, down into the hips, and finally ending in the feet, shuffling around the dive bar’s “track”. 3. This is where the real competition happens. I use equal amounts of speed, agility, and raw power to outperform my competitors – who have been lulled into a false sense of security… Because if you’re not the first, it’s tough to find a ride home after closing time.
Firstly it always starts with a lil finger aerobics as the fingers glide through my BB’s buttons as I search and scroll for competitions to enter for free tickets ey , lark I’ll glide from one blogger to the next hunting for free tickets like I’m hunt for witches ey !!
Usually I never win these twitter comps , but that won’t stop us from drag racing to the venue ey !! Then lark once we get there all we need is two tags, so we’ll do about fifty push ups to get the chest nice and firm so we can lark chat to the chick at the door (there’s always a chick at the door) then we lark shmoooz her for lark two tags (Vip tags – they always come with free booze) !! Then lark once the two tags are on hand we start doing alil oral exercises and start chewing on gum ey, rip the one tag , use the gum to bind it and use it to let all the other fellas in ey this is where “tag team” sport skills come into play, YOU ABSOLUTEY CANNOT DROP THE BATON (tag with gum) OTHERWISE THE WHOLE TEAM IS FARKED !!!!! Once we all in the venue ey then yooooooh a lot of sports take place normally by the open bar area (open bars close at 22h00) so lark a lot of lifting of free drinks needs to take place in a very short period of time here to get us nicely sauced for the nart and the lifting of drinks is a very serious and strenuous matter to your muscle , yes the liver is a muscle !!!
When the night is just about over (when the open bar is about to close) we sneak a few drinks out the venue , this obviously requires alil distraction of the bouncers so what we do is get one of my mates to challenge one of the bouncers to an arm wrestling match for about 20bucks , bouncers are always keen on bicep and latissimus dorsi action (being fancy shmancy there) , THEY ALWAYS SAY YES , and as they get involved with the wrestling match me and the rest of my mates will walk out the venue with beers in back pockets and jackets and if lucky we’ll meet a cool chick who’ll let us put more in her bag !!
And if we’re very very very very very very lucky the we’ll take a few chicks home for some other typa sports that I can’t talk about here (oh yea, oh yea, oh yea) *scoooooooooooooore* !!!!!
So lark please can Bloc Party noooooooot be a ‘sport’ filled nart cos they’re my fave group , a chilled nart with my mates awesome and those tickets would mossssssstttt def help bru !!!! *hums Bloc Party Prayer*
@Mvelo_N (twitter)
Im of the opinion that you gotta work hard to party hard! After a game of squash your entrance to after hours athletics has been granted.
The first after-hours sport to start off with is always foozeball! this is your warm up session! You still have hand-eye coordination and your reflexes are still pretty decent enough so to score amazing goals and sink your opponents.
Then its time to take back the streets and head to the Union Buildings with a great car stereo and some shuffleing done in the parking lot. Take lots of photos as the 5-0 will probably be there soon.
Then its time to head to the destination of the flash mob you created a week before. you and your mates, your thought out dance moves and a wicked tune to go with it. Walk into your destination of choice and get the crowd going!
I am the original Dancefloor whore. Its quite simply really who needs to gym when you can dance your face off at every given opportunity? At spar, while you’re putting petrol in, making dinner, consuming copious amounts of alcohol, the opportunities are endless. You don’t leave till your legs go lame and the tequila runs out. There is no athlete more dedicated to their art form.
gotta say a bit of late night Twister and Pig out are always awesome!
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