WIN A SMIRNOFF Hamper RIGHT NOW
Seriously, there isn’t even any time left, you need to win this asap! It contains everything you need to get your night going, bar lube – been meaning to approach Durex with that one, alcoholic lube…anyway, check what’s up for grabs.
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Ok, Smirnoff, those cheeky buggers, have something planned for you. A surprise if you will, and all you have to do to win the above hamper is guess what it is? The most creative and outrageous suggestion will win the Smirnoff Hamper. I will be announcing the winners next week.
Brace yourself for the legal stuff….
Please note that if you are under the age of 18 then you cannot unfortunately participate in this offer. In order for the winner to claim the hamper, they will be required to submit a copy of their ID.
Smirnoff – Not for Sale to Persons Under the Age of 18. Drink Responsibly.
Now that that’s out of the way…drop your suggestion in the comments section below.
Nash…
Out!
Ruark
lol @ alcoholic lube
Chaz
A smirnoff Man like the mIchelin man is gonna be let loose on cape town’s streets to quench our smirnoffy thirst.
KabeloT
The Russian Army
Keagan
The Dirtiest Smirnoff sponsored Vodka party hosted by the dirtiest Dubstep DJ’s (Niskerone, El Gordo ect)
at the biggest/Dirtiest venue.
haha
Franstatsties
Don’t tell me ….. they are burning Facebook!
Mark
They launching a new social network called FFONRIMS – to bring together lovers of fondue and rimshots
Dane
A ‘phufislide’ from the top of table mountain into the stadium. The whole way down you have to shout SMIRNOFF so the whole of the CBD can hear you while you ‘fly’ over the city…
DONN
A massive party where Smirnoff takes over the Greenpoint stadium with mass amounts of fans & the grand finale being Paul van Dyk lowered into the stadium on stage by helicopter.
Donmulto
Nothing like a few storms to get rid of the storm in my head on a Saturday morning.
I would like a real Russian translating every word I say in to Russian English for an entire night. The evening must include over the top Russian strippers with lots of makeup, just hovering around. The setting will be one of the dungeons in the Castle of Good Hope. All table tops must be mirrors. Exotic predators on leashes would seal the deal.
Vodka would be drank
Ling
hehheehe I cheated and googled, cos Im SOuth Africanally corrupt like that,its a huge smirnoff party on the same nite in 14 countries all over the world including SA, where we get to swap party nites on the same nite, in some huge SMirnoff container! like a wailing wall 0_O
The Saint
The Smirnoff vodka distillery was founded in Moscow by Pyotr Smirnov in 1860. For years the small company grew and began to flourish until 1915 when the Smirnov family had to flee Russia to escape the October Revolution. The October Revolution ended with the Bolsheviks taking control of Russia and reforming the county into a communist state. Essentially communism drove Smirnoff from Russia, giving the rest of the world access to the planet’s finest vodka.
So in honour of communism’s role in turning Smirnoff into the world’s favourite party companion, Smirnoff will be reviving all the deceased communist Russian leaders for one huge party in the Kremlin. Lenin will be pulled from his mausoleum, the marbles removed from his eye sockets and a Smirnoff Spin placed to his lips to inject the life back into him. Leon Trotsky will be exhumed from his mass grave in Siberia, a bottle of triple-distilled will be waved under Stalin’s mustache to revive him, and Nikita Kruschev will be handed his shoe and a six pack of Storm to get the party started…
Trust us, this crew together are going to rock! Communism. It’s a Party.
anele magadla
Wow, jst can’t picture it, Smirnoff, damn i like every single taste of it!!!!
Gerhard
Fuck the planning, if you want to go to party just crash one. Right, lets finish that hamper.
Mark
Who won this? Any word yet?
Gavin
I recon someone should start a vodka making and teaching cocktails franchise.