WoZela. Making Use Of Those Noisy Things

The World Cup is long gone and now all we as a nation are left with are a few empty stadiums and a truck load of plastic trumpet things that make a terrible noise. There are committees in place to make plans for the stadiums, but what are we going to do with all the Vuvuzelas? That is where the Wozela crew come in.

Wanna win 10 000 big ones? Of course you do, imagine all the lap dances you could get!

Find out how after the jump.

Basically WoZela are running a competition in which you have to submit your best use of a Vuvuzela. Best entry’ wins R10k. Here’s their bit.

“The Vuvuzela has become an extraordinary symbol of unity in South Africa.
WoZela wants to make this object of unity an object of utility by generating ways to reuse it.

Submit your ideas to this blog as videos, photographs or sketches, you will only be judged on your idea.

The winners will be handed over to local artists and craftsmen to produce for themselves to sell around the world.

They’ll get all the proceeds.
You’ll get all the glory.”

It doesn’t really get any easier than that does it. R10k. Come now!

Check out some of my best.

Muzzle for Mel. Classic, though it’s not really getting rid of that many.

CD rack.

I could dig that. Maybe a few in a row ‘African Kitsch’ I call it.

This one is actually very cool, and bloody useful.

And then this one…

God, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to pee out of a window and the last few drops are always such a bitch. With lack of pressure comes lack of distance, which means finding a sock to mop up. It’s not ideal.

Anyway, you have until 30 SEPTEMBER to get your entries in. Get cracking bitches! Enter HERE.

If I win we are going for a HUGE party, with loads of WoZela beer funnels.

Nash…
Out!