Every Customer Service Call Ever

Every Customer Service Call Ever

This is exactly what happens every time I call a customer service call centre. A handy tip I’ve picked up, choose the option for upscaling your service, if you want to spend more money with whomever you’re calling, they’ll answer. Then tell them the real reason for your call and be transferred anyway. And tell it all again.
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The Walking Drunk

The Walking Drunk

This is perfect for a Friday, because lesbianhonest, if all goes to plan, this’ll be you in the next eight to ten hours. I must say, even though this features some of the internets favourite drunks (ponytail man is my best), these guys could have featured more. It’s not like there is any shortage of hillbilly or Russian drunks on the Youtubes.
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Ultimate Mascot Fails

Ultimate Mascot Fails

Why has the mascot culture never picked up in South Africa? We adopted Halloween, Guy Fawkes, TV dinners and theme parks, but we can’t dress up in an animal suit to support our favourite team of people running from one side of a field to another. We even have cheerleaders and drum majorettes, or so I have been told by my Afrikaans friends from The North. It’s not that I feel we should be more American, or give our teams more support, I just want to watch a big bird and a lion fight it out on the halfway line. Maybe attempt a double backflip off a gym trampoline.
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Supercut of Marching Band FAILS Proves All American Teen Movies True

Supercut of Marching Band FAILS Proves All American Teen Movies True

I don’t really know what it’s like to grow up in America, but if the movies are anything to go by, if you want to even remotely enjoy your time in the educational system, you have to be one of the following; a football quarterback, the underdog hot chick – the prom queen always get’s fucked, and not in a good way, or the quirky non-jock – but be warned, there can only be one of each of these. Everyone else has it bad, especially the marching band members. You just try enjoy a quiet lunch in the cafeteria lunch if you play the trumpet. Your food tray will end up in your face, and you’ll find your locker defaced upon your return. Don’t believe me or the countless teen movies that support my theory? Watch the below montage of marching band members getting fucked up.
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Lie Witness News at New York Fashion Week

Jimmy Kimmel’s Lie Witness News at New York Fashion Week

Jimmy Kimmel’s Lie Witness News is one of the most cringe inducing things you will ever watch – remember the Coachella one. That’s a fact. Because there is little else more unnerving than watching someone lie in an attempt to seem informed, intelligent, or in this case, on-trend. Jimmy sent his Lie Witness team to New York Fashion Week and asked a few of the fashionistas what they thought of designers like Chandler Bing and Teddy Ruxpin. Enjoy.
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Here’s a Collection Of The Best News Bloopers for August 2014

Here’s a Collection Of The Best News Bloopers for August 2014

These are often touch and go, but this one, right from the start is a goodie. Straight after an old anchor punches a drunk fan, which is just after a street fight between a man and Spiderman, we see real life Shaggy labeled as a ‘rave organiser’ explaining that he didn’t force the guy passed out on his floor to put pills in his mouth or pass out. I must warn you that there’s a possible vomit section around the 3min mark when the main story is that of Facebook being down and the fact that it’s probably going to trend. And when I say you may want to vomit, I actually mean you’ll want to punch the news anchor right in her annoying face. The way in which that story was delivered makes me hate the world, intensely. So ja, a bitter-sweet video really. A few good laughs, but also, a clear indication that we are by far the worst humans to ever live on this planet.
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