Christmas is Coming: The ER Voltron BMW R69S From ER Motorcycles

Christmas is Coming: The ER Voltron BMW R69S From ER Motorcycles

I know it’s only October, but I live my life according to Woolies, and they’ve had their Christmas decorations and festive season themed chocolate treats out for a while already. It’s time to start thinking about what to get your loved ones. I usually leave my shopping till the 24th, it makes things easier. There’s no time to muck about with indecision over Mothers gift. Point and shoot. Or swipe rather, because nothing says I love you like plunging into the red in order to give a bunch of gifts you think your family will dig but will probably regift after the appropriate waiting period. Get yourself one of these instead.
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BBC 1 Radio DJ Zane Lowe Butchers Drive Soundtrack

BBC 1 Radio DJ Zane Lowe Butchers Drive Soundtrack

Usually it’s the Yanks that ruin great British things with their over-the-top crass reimaginings. Death At A Funeral, The Office, Absolutely Fabulous, Shameless, the list of Hollywood adaptations and remakes is endless, and nearly every attempt by the Yanks has fallen short of the intelligent original. This time though, the Brits have royally fucked up. BBC Radio 1 DJ Zane Lowe has curated a new score for the film featuring; Chvrches, Foals, SBTRKT, Jon Hopkins, Laura Mvula, the 1975, Baauer, BANKS, Bastille, Bring Me The Horizon, Eric Prydz, the Neighbourhood, and ZCC. The mere mention of those Pommy wankers The 1975 or Bastille can send me over the edge, so to think of their shit in place of the, quite frankly, perfect original soundtrack makes me want to punch mouths. The movie, along with the new score will air on 30 October on BBC Three.
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Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare is Just Around The Corner

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare is Just Around The Corner

Call of Duty may be my favourite franchise. It gives me everything I want – lots of weapons to kill baddies with. Just look at the above picture. You get to be inside that thing, in an almost completely non sexual way – operating it with a joy erection may be tricky. Look at the below picture. Duel-wielding machine guns, an enemy with a jetpack, and a helisomething, all in one frame – and that’s real game play. Basically, come November, if we’re not super tight, or you know, having sex, you’ll not be hearing from me.
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