is what SA is missing.

Good god darling, you and I have been missing out on something HUGE. It’s actually so massive, and has been running for so long, I can’t believe I only found out about it today. I feel cheated. So should you.

If, like me, you had no idea what Carnage UK is all about, I’ll let their front page banner explain, or you can go to carnageuk.com for more info.

There you have it. Pretty big claim right there “best student event EVER”. I too wondered if they could back that up...then I found their photo galleries (some of these are from last Tuesday).

 FULL Carnage Tour Gallery HERE

Precisely my thoughts my angel. Why the fuck do we not have a Carnage tour? The Yanks have their Spring Break, filled with girls gone wild, and the like. Let’s not forget Mardi Gras. Except, technically, they can’t drink in the States till they are 30-years-old, which takes away from the vibe a little.

On the other hand, it’s common knowledge that, in the UK, consuming copius amounts of alcohol at the age of 16 is not only condoned but encouraged. Obviously, the hot chick ratio in South Africa vs. England, and possibly even the US, is heavily in our favour. A fact that can not be disputed after witnessing the “staff” at Whisky Live. So why don’t we have a Carnage Tour?

Yes we have Plett Rage, The Wedge Classic, Ox-braai and December, but let’s be honest, we have nothing like this. A massive, heaving drinking fuckfest, just for the sake of it. There is no real reason for the Carnage tour, besides excessive sex with random people, public nudity, and alcohol appreciation. Reason enough some might argue, and I would agree.

I am sure you are also in agreement. Now if you agree, and I agree, there is no reason why we should not have some sort of tour like this in South Africa. So let’s do it.

You and I.

Seriously.

Lets.

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