Look, this is dangerous territory, revealing that I have any viewpoint on Apple. It can’t end well. Either I piss off the i people, or annoy the Android clan, or get labeled a ‘hipster’ by those of you still on those BlackBerry things. I like to live dangerously though, so here goes. I’ve had the Steve Jobs book for a year and I haven’t even read the back. It couldn’t interest me less. THERE! I said it! I’m sorry, Steve Jobs doesn’t interest me. His products do. Not him. And on that point, did he actually create them, or was he just the guy who was smart enough to fuck every other brand out of patents and copyrights? Bill Burr asks some similar questions on Conan’s show. It’s pretty damn amusing.