Survive The Zombie Apocalypse: Hyundai Zombie Survival Machine

We haven’t checked out any zombie survival stuff in a while. It’s not that I’ve slacked off, that’s the first thing that’ll get you killed when those fuckers attack, I’ve just been focusing on a few other things. I’ve always got my eyes open though, for something to help us fight those bastards. Here’s my latest find, and let me tell you, it’s absolutely phenomenal.

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“Based on the Elantra Coupe, it features a custom zombie plow — complete with spikes — out in front, armored window coverings, a roof hatch, a trunkfull of weaponry, floodlights in the front and back, spiked all-terrain tires, wheels with spikes for clipping nearby walkers, and an all-important CB radio system.”

There’s no info on price yet (or info on where to purchase), but can you really put a price on your life, and the lives of your loved ones? Exactly. The best thing about this is that you can buy it now. You don’t have to worry about trying to put it together when the shit hits the fan. Buy it, stick it in your garage, always be prepared.

Plus, you can add a few modifications, seeing as there are a few things Hyundai seems to have left off. Run-flats are a no brainer to me, especially if you are trying to keep your brain. A heavy calibre machine gun swivel mount on the roof wouldn’t go amiss. Some flame throwers to disperse any heavy attacks would also be a good idea. Then, of course, a camping fridge to keep all your drinks cool. I’d imagine fighting zombies would be a lot more enjoyable if you could crack a cold beer once the slaying was done.

Nash…
Out.

Sweet Deals

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